My inner David has been unleashed, here onto the Internet in the form of this blog thing right here.

Do not be alarmed.  I will not bite, not much.  I might scream and rant and mumble under my breath when you show up, trying to read the words written here like some Internet reader person, but those sounds and smells can’t hurt you (at least, not physically.)

So please remained calm and unalarmed.  This unleashment of my inner David will be relatively painless if you learn to read everything I write with a decent amount of detachment and innocence in your soul and in your eyes.